Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 10, 2007
June 09, 2007
June 11, 2007
Transcript:
"Hello, sir... have you decided on what you'd like this evening?" "What you got, Meester Bow Tie Man?" "Well, if you'll just look at the menu, sir, you'll see some wonderful fish--" "OH PEEESE. Fish for loozers. Shut mouf." "Uh...... ...sir, there's really no need to--" "RED MEET RED MEET RED MEET" "Fine.. fine.. sir... if you'll just sit back down and tell me what kind of meat you'd like, I can--" "Dis guy." "...Again, sir, we can't kill other customers." "Ohhhhh.. So you have attitude probbum too, huh?" "Check, please."
This was the first Pearls I ever saw. Pearls has been my favorite strip ever since. And sadly, it’s not even carried in my local paper in spite of my numerous pleas.