Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 17, 2007

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ZEBRA IS SUED BY THE CROCS "I don't get it, counselor... your clients are suing the zebra for 'failure to be food'... but why can't they just hunt him down like other predators do?" "Because, your honor, my clients are idiots... morons, doofuses, dunderheads, fools, buffoons, boneheads, halfwits, numskulls, simpletons, stooges, fatheads, chumps, clowns, cretins..." "Dat problee enough."