Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2007
Transcript:
"Who was on the phone?" "My sister Farina... she wanted me to tell you she's met someone new and is moving with him to Florida." "Why that little hoochie! I'm supposed to be the love of her life! That does it... I'm gonna travel to Florida and get that guy!..." "Why are you wearing an astronaut helmet and diapers?" "It seemed appropriate."
This is actually a true story a woman from somewhere in new england did this to go kill her husband that ran off with some other women.