Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2007

Transcript:

SOMEWHERE NEAR SURPRISE, ARIZONA "Pig, it's me, Rat. My car broke down. I need help, and make it quick... my cell phone battery is dying." "Oh my goodness... where are you?" "Surprise." "Oh, I love surprises!" "It's not a surprise." "You said it was a surprise." "I did not say it was a surprise." "Then where are you if it's not a surprise?" "SURPRISE!" Beep beep beep "Rat, is that your cell phone battery warning?... Rat?... Rat? Rat? Rat?"