Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2007
Transcript:
Our hero, Ego-man, defender of only himself, hears the cry of an anguished soul! "Ego-man! Ego-man! Save me!" "What is it?" "The crocs! They're about to eat me! I will die a horrible death!" "And what will happen to me?" "You?! Nothing! It's me they want to eat!!" "This sounds like a personal problem."
All of the storylines accumulate