Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 29, 2007
September 28, 2007
September 30, 2007
Transcript:
Rat, Justice of the peace "Before I join this young couple in holy matrimony, I'd like to say a few words to the lovely bride and her groom about this, their special day..." "Each of you could have done much, much better." "Your mothers made me say that."
I kinda want him to be officiate my wedding (if I have one)