Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 28, 2007

Transcript:

"Hey, Goat, you writing your blog?" "Go away, Rat." "You know, I like blogs... I really do... you know why?" "Go away, Rat." "Because they provide their frustrated creator with the delusional outlet of being a published author. Sort of like how the prison warden lets the psychotic inmate scribble 'poetry' on the cell well so he doesn't beat his bunkmate with a toilet seat." "Perhaps you didn't like the analogy."