Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2007

Transcript:

"Woomun, look.. Junior run away, leave us note!" BYE "Ran away?! Note? What are you talking about?" "'Dear Mom and Dad, If I cannot have my zeeba girlfriend over for Chreesmas dinner, I cannot be dere eeder.'" "Ohmygawd!! My son has run away! He could be anywhere in the world by now!! He could be on the streets! Cold! Starving!! Alone!!"