Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 10, 2008
Transcript:
"Hi, Mom... no, Pig's not here yet... I don't know if he's gonna ask me to marry him... I'm just assuming..." "I mean, why else would he call me an hour before our dinner date and tell me to expect something different and special..." "I've got to go, Mom."
God, why would he marry that abusive @#$%!