Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 16, 2008
Transcript:
"Hey, neighbor George... what's wrong?" "i gotta meet my mother here for lunch and it bums me out. She's getting old and she's always complaining... she's very negative." "What does she complain about?" "Lately, it's the fact that her spine is compressing. It happens sometimes when you get older and your bones lose their density. That's why older people sometimes lose some of their height." "That doesn't sound too bad. I bet she'll be fine." "Easy for you to say."
She’s vertically challenged.