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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 02, 2008
July 01, 2008
July 03, 2008
Transcript:
Pig: I heard you got a job writing epitaphs for people's tombstones. Rat: Yeah...this one's tough though. 'Cause the guy didn't seem to do a lot. Pig: Let me see. "He lived. He died. We barely cried." Pig: Quite a tribute. Rat: Hey. It rhymes.
epitaph? more like epithet!