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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 03, 2008
July 02, 2008
July 04, 2008
Transcript:
Zebra: I hear you got a job writing epitaphs. Rat: Yes, but it's hard to sum up a person's life respectfully in just a few lines. Here, look at one I just did... "Here layeth Bob, who never got a job. But don't be sad, be sunny. He's done leeching your money." Zebra: I don't think I'll hire you. Rat: Hey...does anything rhyme with "drunken hobo"?
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
Buy an oboe?
comicgal10 over 12 years ago
basset oboe,Jacobo,bobo, cobo, globo, lobo, oboe, robo
WhoCraftian over 10 years ago
Dear Danman,YOU ARE @$&$&ING RUDE!!! GET THE @$&$ AWAY FROM HERE!!!(Irony Alert! Irony Alert!) (And yes, I know that’s not irony. But who cares? The little people don’t know that)
Comicness7 about 6 years ago
I’m guessing he would use ammo.
Ωmega about 4 years ago
monkey named bobo?
anzu over 3 years ago
Drum immobile? [if you pronounce it in the way that rhymes..]
DeltaFRFX about 2 years ago
I imagine Rat would’ve been hired to epitaph Al Bundy’s life when he died