Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 25, 2008
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Transcript:
Guard Duck: Good morning, sir...I hear your little friend Andy wants to be a disco dancer, sir. Pig: Yeah. And he's a little worried. He knows that when you reach for the stars, you catch a handful of critics, all trying to stop you. Guard Duck: Gee, sir..I can help him with that.
I’m sure Guard Duck has a weapon that could just break Andy’s chain. Preferably without injuring Andy. Why not give him that instead?