Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 23, 2008
September 22, 2008
September 24, 2008
Transcript:
"Look at this poor guy who has to testify against the mob. Now he's gonna have to enter the witness protection program and have his entire life ruined." "What's the witness protection program?" "You have to become an entirely different person with a whole new identity and a cosmetically altered appearance." "And that's called the witness protection program?" "Yeah. Why?" "Because I never knew my life's dream had a name." "Ohhh, Pig." "I will sing like a Canary!!"
NErDysprosium about 5 years ago
I don’t know if I would want to go into Witness Protection. I like my life the way it is. I guess if it was a choice between dying and Witness Protection, I would, but I wouldn’t like it.
Schadenfreude over 4 years ago
Watch pig have an angelic voice