Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 27, 2008
Transcript:
"What are you doing, Pig?" "Looking through the phone book for a dentist to clean my teeth." "Use my guy, he's good." "No. I only like female dentists to work on my teeth." "What difference does it make?" "It's the closest I get to a woman all year."
That’s sad