Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 23, 2008

Transcript:

Pig: Hi there, Rat...did you meet my imaginary friends? This is Bob and this is Larry. Rat: Whatever, dude. I don't have time for your stupid games. Pig: Sorry. Rat: Forget about it...listen, can I borrow ten bucks? I don't have any cash for lunch. Pig: I'd love to help, but I have to save my money. I got a $300 ticket. Rat: Ticket? For what? Pig: Driving in the carpool lane yesterday. Rat: You dumb pig...why'd you do that? Pig: Because I thought you only needed three people in the car to use it. Rat: You do. Pig: Well, now that wasn't OUR experience, was it, boys. Rat: I think I'll eat at home. Pig: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Bob...let's not go calling the cop a racist.