Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 15, 2008

Transcript:

The 'Pearls' Nuclear missile crisis guard duck says, "Okay, if we're gonna dismantle a nuclear warhead, we're gonna need the instructions. Did you bring 'em?" Mr. Snuffles says, "Meor." guard duck says, "These are directions for programming out t.v. remote." Mr. Snuffles says, "meow." guard duck says, "They are not 'pretty much the same thing.'"