Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 05, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hello?" Pigita says, "Hi, Pig?It's me, Pigita?Are you taking me to dinner tonight or not?" Pig says, "I'd love to, Pigita, but with all the extra money I've been spending on gas, I don't have enough cash to buy us both a big dinner." Pigita says, "Fine, you big loser cheapskate, we can go dutch." Pig says, "How does this help?"
Shut up, Pigita, you Hippocrates.