Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 26, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, Pig, how are you?" Pig says, "Ohh, okay, I guess?I went to bed real late last night and my head hurts and my throat feels sorta-" "Rat says, "Pig Pig Pig Pig" "Pig says, "What?" Rat says, "'How are you' isn't really a question." Pig says, "Fooled again." Rat says, "Remember, buddy...I will never care about your health."
What is that Rat is wearing on his head?