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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 08, 2009
May 07, 2009
May 09, 2009
Transcript:
Rat says, "Okay, Mr. Literature Guy, I want you to know I just read the William Faulkner classic, 'The Sound and the Fury' and I have a literary analysis." Goat says, "Oh yeah? Tell me?I'd like to hear it." Rat says, "The book makes no @#%^#$%# sense!!!!!" Rat says, "That noise you hear is the sound of nine million high school english students clapping."
Why is Goat’s coffee so black? It looks like motor oil