Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 16, 2009
June 15, 2009
June 17, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hey, Goat, want to hear this report I wrote for the paleontology class I'm taking at the junior college? It's on dinosaurs." Goat says, "Sure, Pig. I'd love to." Pig says, "'Dinosaurs and humans lived together many, many years ago?'" Goat says, "Pig, Pig, Pig...Dinosaurs and humans never lived together. Their existence was seperated by millions of years." Pig says, "What do I do with this chapter on 'The Flintstones'?"
slimbrownweed about 13 years ago
anti religion,i will shoot goat.
rumrunner731 about 13 years ago
Psh yes they did. There’s human foot prints in dinosaur that archeologists have discovered in layers of bedrock.
Gun guy over 12 years ago
Must we debate religion on this site?
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
This isn’t religion, these are dinosaurs.
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Danman… by definition, it is utterly IMPOSSIBLE for science to prove anything, because it is always looking for exceptions to the rules, and in most cases, there are. Granted, it’s also impossible for religion to actually prove anything, so it doesn’t matter which side of the aisle you’re on, you HAVE to lean solely on beliefs once all’s said and done. .That said, I do believe God created men and dinosaurs, who coexisted for about two thousand years. That’s my belief and I really don’t care if you say otherwise or if you call me a four-letter word. I have my beliefs, you have yours, let it be because you can’t offend me or get me to believe otherwise simply because of “science.”