Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 16, 2009
August 15, 2009
August 17, 2009
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hi, officer?thanks for coming?Listen, it looks like someone has broken into our house and smashed all our stuff with a sledgehammer or something." Officer says, "Any idea who?" Man says, "I did it, officer. I confess." Officer says, "Who are you?" Man says, "I'm a professor." Officer says ,"Well, you're under arrest." Man says, "I have tenure." Officer says, "Nothing we can do, boys." Rat says, "Curse you tenured professor guy!!" Man says, "In...your...face! In...your...face!!"
KZ71 over 10 years ago
So that’s where my science prof got off to.
jackproarty over 6 years ago
I need to get tenure.
Jayred the Player over 6 years ago
WHAT TE HECK IS TENURE
T- Mak 5 months ago
The professor sounds just like our current supreme court. Notice the lower case “s.” They do not deserve a capital “s”.