Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 22, 2009
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Transcript:
Zebra says, "What do you got there, Pig?" Pig says, "Momsicles. They're like 'Popsicles,' but each one has a little message from your Mom written on the stick. Here?Let's see what this one says." Pig says, "'Pig, when you were born, I had such high hopes for you. But the, because of choices you made, your life spun down the proverbial toilet bowl. Oh well...good thing you didn't listen to old mom...you might actually have achieved something.'" Pig says, "Mom can write small."
My friend from seventh grade can write three times smaller… I’ve seen her do it.