Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 24, 2009

Transcript:

Pig says, "What are you doing, l'il Guard Duck?" Guard Duck says, "Checking my ad on craigslist, sir. I'm thinking about quitting the military and getting a civilian job. But no one's responded to my ad yet, sit, and I don't know why." Violent, emotionally-unstable duck with rocket-propelled grenade launcher seeks desk job, preferably around other people." Guard Duck says, "Perhaps they're anti-duck."