Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 29, 2009

Transcript:

Rat says, "I can't believe you let your 'x' call you an idiot. Do all these guys call you names like that? Pig says, "'y'." Rat says, "Because I'm asking." Pig says, "'y' is someone calling me names." Rat says, "How should I know? I just want to know which ones do it." Pig says, " 'I' sometimes 'M'." Rat says, "You sometimes are what?" Pig says, "Not 'U' sometimes 'R'...'I' sometimes 'M'." Rat says, "I sometime am what?!" Pig says, " ;I' sometimes 'M'...'O'...'K." Rat says, "You are not Okay! You are making me mad!" Pig says, " 'C' That's about it." Rat says, "What's it, you @#!*%# idiot?! Pig says, " 'G' now I'm done." CRACK Pig says,"And I thought my 'X' was rude."