Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2009
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Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey Goat?Wanna buy a 'loser phone'?" Goat says, "What?s that?" Rat says, "A broken cell phone. You take it to parties and if you're a loser that nobody talks to, you can pretend you're texting people on it. Gives people the impression you have friends at a fraction of a regular cell phone's price." Goat says, "Now who's gonna do that?
If nobody wants to talk to him, why would they invite him?