Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 10, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "You ever notice how potato chip bags have this l'il dotted line and 'tear here' written on the package?" Rat says, "Yeah. That's so we know how to rip it open. Why?" Pig says, "Because my girlfriend Pigita just broke up with me." Rat says, "So?" Pig says, "So I think I must have one of those printed over my heart." Rat says, "Have a beer, buddy." Pig says, "Wait. That's just a mole."
A rare example of Rat being nice to Pig.