Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 25, 2010
Transcript:
Bob says, "Hey, Larry? Look dis peecture of leetle newt? Newts has cool snake face. Me want look cool like newt." Larry says, "Geet plasteec surgeon change for you, Bob." Bob says, "Yeah? Whuh me tell heem?" Larry says, "Go een and say, 'Hi, my name Bob. Me want be newtered.'" Junior says, "Uhh, dad..." Larry says, "Peese, son, no inteerupt." Bob says, "Yeah... Whuh me got lose?"
Bob isn’t particularly smart…