Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 23, 2010

Transcript:

Rat says, "I am here to work on my resume. I will finish my resume." PING! Rat says, "Ooh!...An email. Could be important." Rat says, "Hey, it's got a 'YouTube' link. Gotta watch it." Rat says, "Haha. That's great. Hey, they've got more like that." Rat says, "I've never even heard of this show. I'll Wikipedia it." Rat says, "Wait, that's not the right show, but who's that girl? She's hot." Rat says, "I'll 'Google image' her." Rat says, "Oooo... Look at these photos. I'll post 'em on 'Facebook'." Rat says, "Hey, I got a friend request." Rat says, "Wait, I don't even know this guy." Rat says, "I should Google him." Rat says, "Whoa. He's a freak." Rat says, "I'll write about him on my blog." Rat says, "Wonder who's talking about my blog. I should Google myself." Rat says, "No no no no... it's resume time.... do the resume." PING! Rat says, "Ooh! An email."