Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 21, 2010
Transcript:
Pig says, "Hi, neighbor Bob? What brings you here?" Bob says, "Someone's shooting holes in my garden gnomes and spray-painting 'popped by el bandito' on them." Pig says, "Gosh, neighbor Bob? I would never do that." Bob says, "I know you wouldn't, Pig, but do you know anyone who would?" Guard Duck says, "Let's not jumpt to conclusions."
I was expecting it to be Rat.