Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2010
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Transcript:
Zebra says, "Look at this? I got a death threat from the crocs next door telling me when they're gonna kill me and how they're gonna kill me." Pig says, "Oh my goodness! Aren't you scared?" Zebra says, "It's hard to be scared of a death theatre writen on 'Dora the Explorer' stationery." Larry says, "Nice goeeng, Bob." Bob says, "Is only paper me had, Larry."
There’s a genius idea. Tell the zeeba when and how you’re going to kill him so he’ll know exactly how to avoid it.