Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2010

Transcript:

Goat says, "What happened to your 'banning crocs' petition?" Zebra says, "I gave up. No one's registered to vote." Goat says, "So what are you doing now?" Zebra says, "What anyone who wants to change the law has to do? hire a lobbyist to persuade my congressman." Rat says, "Have a bribe." Congressman says, "We call them 'campaign contributions.'" Rat says, "ToMAYto toMAHto."