Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 08, 2010

Transcript:

Pig says, "Where are you going, Goat?" Goat says, "I have to pick up a relative of mine who just got tossed out of a bar for the second time this week." Pig says, "How is he related to you?" Goat says, "He's my first cousin once removed." Pig says, "You said they removed him twice." Goat says, "Maybe we could discuss this later." Pig says, "Yeah. Get your stories straight."