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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 16, 2010
Transcript:
Rat says, "Hey, dude. Where were you last night?" Stephan says, "I tried to go to my high school reunion, but I ended up at the wrong place? it was some other reunion filled with a bunch of old people?" Rat says, "Have a mirror, pal." Stephan says, "Oh, god." Pig says, "Hope that coffee came with the senior discount."
How old IS he?