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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 02, 2010
November 01, 2010
November 03, 2010
Transcript:
Goat says, "Who's your friend, Rat?" Rat says, "Stevie Stenographer. He takes down every word everyone says. That way, I have a verbatiim record of all the promises others don't keep." Goat says, "What about all the promises you don't keep? Like yesterday, when you-" Rat says, "EARMUFFS!" Goat sas, "I see." Rat says, "Get your own stenographer."
*Please don’t tell me