Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 02, 2011
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January 03, 2011
Transcript:
Pig says, "Whatcha watching?" Rat says, "Football. Ravens against the Steelers. I've got a hundred bucks on the Steelers." Rat says, "What the @*$* are you doing?" Pig says, "I just wanted some popcorn." Rat says, "I don't care about the popcorn. You moved the @*#*# bowl." Pig says, "So?" Rat says, "So when my team began its comeback. The bowl was right there. The bowl needs to remain right there." Pig says, "There?" Rat says, "There." Pig says, "There?" Rat says, "You moved the beer! You moved the beer!!" Pig says, "Ahhhhh! Where's it go? Where's it go?" TV says, "Pittsburgh fumbles. Ravens win." Rat says, "Happy?" Pig says, "I will fly to Pittsburgh and apologize to each and every one of them!!"
I hate people like this… as if they think that the actions of some fat couch potato in Winnemucca, Nevada can alter the outcome of a Super Bowl in Florida.