Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 08, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, goat, didja hear I got a job writing billboard ads? Goat: Hey, that's great, Pig. There's a real skill to reaching drivers in the couple seconds they have while zooming past a billboard. Pig: That's all the time they have? Goat: Yeah. Why? Pig: Sigh...
http://assets.amuniversal.com/bf6d57b0a3d60131978e005056a9545d?width=1500 (superzoom) helps, uberzoom: http://stephanpastis.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/feb-8-strip.jpg Also at http://pearlswine.livejournal.com/588737.html?nojs=1 and reproduced below:
“Buy Danny Donkey Beer. It’s a great beer and you’ll really like the taste. It’s also refreshing and goes down easy on a hot summer’s day. It’s cheap too. And the label is pretty great too. And it comes in those handy little cardboard six-packs that have those little handles on them that make the beer easier to carry around. And if you buy the beer, you’ll probably make more friends because that’s just the kind of beer it is. So that’s about all I have to say about Danny Donkey beer, except for the fact that it goes really good with chips, pretzels, crackers, cheese, pizza, burritos, tacos, pasta, hamburgers, and hot dogs. I really like hot dogs. It also goes really well with my friend Stephan’s blog. You should read it. It’s at www.stephanpastis.wordpress.com. Or even better, go be one of his friends on Facebook. His Facebook page is http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stephan-Pastis/132583843763?created. Stephan’s a pretty good guy. I’d promote his books too, but I’m probably getting pretty far from my original topic, that being Danny Donkey beer, which tastes really great and is less filling. So if you want to be[COVERED] and have lots of friends and have all the girls like you, drink Da[COVERED]and you’ll never regret it. Take care and have a nice day [COVERED] driving on this fine morning, or afternoon, or night, or [COVERED] maybe.”