Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2011
February 26, 2011
February 28, 2011
Transcript:
Pig says, "Okay, everyone? Why don't you all line up on the left side here?" Pig says, "But please? no pushing." Pig says, "Please, people, please, no pushing." Pig says, "Okay, okay? why don't we just do it this way?" Pig says, "Each of you draw a number from this hat and come forward when I call your number..." Pig says, "Okay... uhh... number one... who's got number one?" Pig says, "Please, people, listen for your number." HUG A PIG! Pig says, "A guy can hope, can't he?" Guard Duck says, "Need me to knock a few heads, sir?"
I would hug you, Pig :D