Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 29, 2011
Transcript:
Pig:Hey, Rat, it's me and Goat... We just thought we'd call and see what you're doing. Rat: Right now I"m watching 'Jersey Shore,' and updating my Facebook page and frying a little bacon. Goat: I thought you had to drive somewhere today. Rat: I'm doing that, too. Pig: That can't be safe.
since when can rat afford a car?