Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 04, 2011
June 03, 2011
June 05, 2011
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Neighbor Bob... How's your son, Willy? Bob: Oh, great, Pig. He just turned twelve and started seventh grade. Pig: Twelve, huh? What a wonderful age! You've got friends soccer, video games, Summer camp... Is he enjoying it all? Bob: Oh, yeah... And all I've asked him to do is to make sure he maintains a perfect 4.0. Willy: Yaaaay. Childhood. Pig: Oh... ...Hi, Willy. Bob: Shhhh. He won't get into Yale.
Poor kid…