Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, cartoon boy... what's our generic family humor for today? Stephan Pastis: Let's see... my mom will be baking cookies and one of us will eat too many and - wait... where is she? Mom: Pigeons did number two on my car. I'm gonna shoot 'em. Pastis: Mom... Rat: Hey... she DID say 'number two.' Mom: Yeah... I could totally have said #$*@! 'Pearls,' the gentle family strip.
rayannina over 13 years ago
I see where Stephan (and by extension, Rat) gets it from …
LLABDDO over 13 years ago
A mom,cigarettes,guns and beer. the only thing missing is a trailer park, and we got us a hit country song.
kreole over 13 years ago
Pigeons (all birds) only do an all-in-one….they have only one orifice and it comes out a mixed relationship.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
P-B over 13 years ago
Is Stephan’s mother a midget that she has to stand on a crate to reach the window? And am I allowed to say “midget” here?
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Dirty Hariette is about to make his day.
nagrath over 13 years ago
Kreole, that sort of comment will get you shot in the face…Momma Pastis, I fear, doesn’t take nit-picking very well, though you are absolutely correct.
tonyd1942 over 13 years ago
Below the window is a key hole and door knob. So, are we raising a window that is part of the door or is the door part of the window.
zero over 13 years ago
The woman 2 doors down from me shoots at squirrels. Guy next door shoots at snakes. I just shoot off my mouth. They pretty much consider me the odd one. . ..
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Mama Pastis is the epitome of the BATF.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
Yum, don’t ya’ll just love Momma’s Beer Battered ‘Chicken’?@ODDBAAL Oh, sorry, ya Dog was in the Pickup truck when it was hit by that D ▆▆▆▆ old Train.
chabias over 13 years ago
omg. I just realized….if I were a cartoon mom, I’d be Stephan’s mother.
jackdohany over 13 years ago
Needs more work. Not quite gentle enough for children.
Number Three over 13 years ago
Tch Tch! Does she always swear?
LOL! xxx
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
somehow, the pigeons may end up at war with Mrs. Pastis. Look what happened with the gophers.
Caroll Huffman over 13 years ago
When are people going to realize that the swearing grandma just isn’t funny? It’s been played.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
it’s VERY funny—- go read family circus, featuring the adventures of Billy , Dolly and their dotted lines for your entertainment.amazing that not everybody thinks like you, isn’t it?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
with all due respect to you, of course
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 13 years ago
Hope she doesn’t mistake LGD for a pigeon—————lead would fly in both directions——-Somebody warn Bob!!……………….☻
RaiseMoreHell over 13 years ago
It’s obvious that she’s not a midget. The cigarettes have stunted her growth. She might have shot shells in the .44 or it could be one of thos Taurus revolvers that shoot .410 shells.
dfowensby over 13 years ago
um. this strip is starting get a little tedious. let’s get back to Pigs in Space, or something.
BurritoBandito over 13 years ago
I never pegged the Pastis family for plaid-pants kinda people…
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Trying to come up with a strip that’s both funny and “acceptable” can be a real crap shoot. =rimshot=
pitchblackriot over 13 years ago
She is the best mother EVER
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
I think this was a movie with Sly Stallone and Estelle Getty. Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot
mrnathat over 13 years ago
My mom tries to rescue the pigeons from the cats!
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
There’s no such thing. Only varying degrees of disfunctionality.
KELBEL12020 over 13 years ago
I still think it’s funny……
ProfessorKid over 13 years ago
They put the “fun” in Dysfunctional! : )
aitkend Premium Member over 13 years ago
Dude your mom rocks.
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
looks like a Ruger Redhawk. Mom’s got good taste in guns. The the only thing Pastis has ever drawn well. And, she must be a heck of a shot shootin’ birds with a hand gun! Annie Oakley.
mac47 over 13 years ago
She’s getting there.
codedaddy over 13 years ago
Does everyone understand what “totally said” means? Because there are 4 characters, 3 or fewer would be partially said? I don’t parse this .
ItThang over 13 years ago
watch yo mouth woman
theLazyCartoonist over 13 years ago
Lol! This would be a great one for RingTales to animate.
Demonick over 13 years ago
I’d be wary of any baked goods from this woman.
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
wow…. he probably had a GREAT childhood…
wolf354 about 13 years ago
I hope he told his mom about all of the mom strips ahead of time
GoingNuclear almost 6 years ago
mom is rat v.2
dusan1975 over 5 years ago
PBS were way better earlier…