Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 09, 2011
August 08, 2011
August 10, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Okay, just to prepare you, the government's next witness is really gonna try to tear you apart. He's gonna tell the jury you're a liar and a fraud and that you should spend the rest of your life behind bars. Pastis: Oh, great... who is it? Judge: Do you promise to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Rat: Oh, boy. Do I!
Much as I love Pearls, this gag is starting to wear. What is this, three weeks now? Bring back the Crocs!