Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 20, 2011
November 19, 2011
November 21, 2011
Transcript:
"Story Update: Rat has obtained a government job compiling stats on banjo fatalities." Rat: Hey, goat. Want a job with the department of banjo fatalities? You don't have to work...you can just play volleyball all day for all I care. Goat: No, I don't want a job...you're just wasting taxpayer money. Rat: Listen, choir boy...I have a big budget...I either spend that entire budget on new hires or risk having it cut next year. Goat: Then let it be cut. What's the alternative? Find a bunch of frauds willing to all waste the governments- Cat: Meow. Rat: You're hurting morale.
I bet Paris Goat wishes he had a banjo so he could run amok like El Kabong. (Or would he be El Twango?)÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷÷“I guess I wouldn’t believe in anything if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.” (Steve Martin, who has a black belt in banjo)