Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2011

But doesn’t focussing on valence electrons give you a negative outlook?

Pigita’s having a dipole moment.

Rat may be on to something here… after all doesn’t Pigita display frequent examples of electronegativity?

Careful, I think her electrons are in an excited state!

If your electrons are free, you can take them for a spin up or down while particularly waving energetically to the valence band.

Careful … !

Well, actually, it is you, Pigita! I sigh for Sweet Fanny….

Woe is the lonely catalyst.

Pigita: “Actually, I think I lost all my valence electrons.”Pig: “You sure?”Pigita: “I’m positive!”

It’s fun to try to mess with people to make them unsure if your badmouthing em or saying something disagreeable or whatever.

Pigita’s electrons aren’t into bondage.

“If electricity is produced by electrons, is morality produced by morons?”.No. It’s only ignored by them.

http://knowyourmeme.com/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&q=Chemistry+CatYou guys came up with some good ones.

Ohhhh Pig, Don’t mess up your date AGAIN!

xxx

It’s ionic, but they have a give-take relationship: Pig gives and Pigita takes. Especially when she a-salts him.

happy thanksgiving pig

But I thought she dumped him and he was dating a mop, but that didn’t work out and…. did I miss something?

Rat finnally learned something about Goat.

Maybe Pig just has shy electrons that won’t come out of their shell.

So that’s why Stephan’s been missing from the strip recently… he produced and wrote the hour-long Peanuts cartoon that just aired on Fox!

Panel 4 was deleted due to scenes of graphic valence.

Right on, Pig! You tell that mean ol’ Pigita. She doesn’t mix well with you :)

Where’s Rat’s right eye?

Oh it was just my screen