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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2011
December 05, 2011
December 07, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: Why do all of these obituaries always say that so-and-so 'passed away peacefully'? Goat: What do you mean, 'why'? Because the person died peacefully. Rat: Yeah, well, when I die, I'm gonna go out punching nurses and doctors, just so someone can finally say, 'he passed away violently.' Goat: What a goal. Rat: Bring it on, Death!
Some folks are all about the glory. Tonight, we dine in Hell and all that. If that’s his goal, he could find a more productive way to achieve it. Like getting his by a bus while rescueing an injured cat…wait, a rat would never do that.