Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 22, 2011
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Transcript:
Rat: You hope to accomplish a lot in life, right? Pastis: Sure. Why? Rat Because I just figured out that with you being 43 years old, and the average life expectancy for a man being 76 years old, your life is at least 56 percent over. Pastis: So? Rat: So if your life is a football game, you're well into the third quarter and down 20 points. Pastis: Are you done? Rat: Lemme guess... you're banking on a miraculous fourth quarter comeback. Pig: Throw a Hail Mary, Steph!
uh….I’m about to start the 4th quarter, and I haven’t scored yet.