Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 24, 2011
December 23, 2011
December 25, 2011
Transcript:
Zebra: Hey, Pig, what's wrong? Pig: Ohh, Zebra... I've been hearing voices. Zebra: Really? Pig: Really. Zebra: Well, look... it's not the end of the world. We'll get you help... a good psychologist. Pig: How will that make the couple next door stop fighting? Zebra: Those are your voices? Pig: Hey... what can he do about their barking dog?
pigs an idiot almost 13 years ago
stupid pig
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Gawd, I wish it were just that easy. Those voices never say anything like, “Hey, there’s a great show on tonight. Let’s order a pizza and watch” or “You’re looking good tonight”. No they say stupid crap like “Kill yourself” or neighbors, wife, kids, parents, etc. Nooooooooo, never anything nice.
Siiiiiiiiigh.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
No, Zebra, they’re not his voices, they belong to the couple next door.
Try to keep up.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
Zeeba Neighba gets what he deserves for meddling and trying to run Pig’s life for him. Pig may be naive, but he has integrity.
finale almost 13 years ago
Pig; Pastisville’s 5 watt bulb.
jpsomebody almost 13 years ago
Merry Christmas!
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
favorite movie? stripes.favorite actor? bacon, kevin bacon.(now i feel dirty, must take a shower)
Dr Lou Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Liked the reference to seeing a Psychologist rather than Psychiatrist since the latter’s function has largely become dispensing the pills from their the favorite pharmaceutical companies.
In this instance, of course, Pig doesn’t need either one!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
They should hear MY next door Neighbours.
Yelling at each other in the early hours!
Some people.
LOL.
Merry Xmas everyone!
xxx
bmonk almost 13 years ago
My voices are like Pigs: “Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!” for hours!
Blossoming almost 13 years ago
Gotta love that Pig!
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
He still needs a psychologist. And probably a schoolteacher.
cartooncritic 2544 almost 13 years ago
you’re bad
tallcanofbeer almost 13 years ago
barking dog gets the bone
rattimus_studdimus_maximus almost 13 years ago
I need a ******* therapist in my neighborhood. There is plenty dumb next-door neighbors that should be shut up.
thank you for listening