Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 28, 2012
January 27, 2012
January 29, 2012
Transcript:
Goat: Hey, Rat, I'd like you to meet my friend, Jim. He's a pro golfer who plays on all the world's great courses... Augusta, Pebble Beach... you name it. Rat: Oh? How'd you score at K-Tope? Man: K-Tope? Rat: Kidtopia putt-putt golf course. Man: Afraid I haven't played. Goat: Maybe we should leave. Rat: Ha! Sounds like someone fears the Hansel and Gretel par 3 fifth!
Jess V almost 13 years ago
Rat would know from experience.
fatjimi almost 13 years ago
i think Jim should get a hole in one. One rat, that is.
Alohacat almost 13 years ago
Golf? A Caddyshack" reference? This could lead to a series of jokes. Go with it, Steph.
paulproteus48640 almost 13 years ago
man, I hate that hole.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
miniature golf, monumental ego
rshive almost 13 years ago
You miss the little off-chute and it’s into the oven with you.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
I was thrown out of the miniture golf course for jousting at the windmill.
Dragonlupin0 almost 13 years ago
I’ve always thought that it would be interesting to see all the major pro golfers play mini-golf for charity or something.
What Shenanigans almost 13 years ago
I can’t believe this guy’s name isn’t “Bob.” I thought all the short-term, randomly introduced human characters were named "Bob.’
Number Three almost 13 years ago
I love Rat’s face.
LOL xxx
squirrel500 almost 13 years ago
Rat, only you would know about that.
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
And you call yourself a Pro Golfer!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Beware the Windmill from he!l.