Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 28, 2012
Transcript:
Guard Duck: Excuse me, sir, but I just want to say how sorry I am that Richard Thompson beat you for the Reuben Award last year. That 'best cartoonist' trophy should really be yours. Pastis: Whoa whoa whoa... that's not true. Richard deserved that trophy. His 'Cul de Sac' strip is awesome. Plus, Richard is a kindhearted, sweet, humble guy. Guard Duck: Now I feel bad for knocking him unconscious. Pig: Told you we shouldn't have stolen this.
That Guard Duck annoys me to the max.