Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 18, 2012
Transcript:
Zebra: What are you doing with a hammer? Larry the Croc: Ees genetic adaptation. Ees better equip us keel zeeba. Zebra: What are you talking about? Larry the Croc: Bob here esspert. We hire heem essplain whole ting. He reely smart. Geev us superior knowledge. Zebra: Yeah, well, Bob's incorrect. A genetic adaptation takes place over millions of years. Plus, it's a modification of the animal's D.N.A., and it fundamentally changes its innate ability to survive. *CRACK* Larry the Croc: Me fundamentally change Bob.
Bang bang crocies silver hammer came down upon his head…